lordoftheinternet:

i want my kid to know that watching porn is normal and nothing to be ashamed of. if i ever walk in on my kid watching porn i’m just gonna say really loudly “ooh i love this one!” and sit down with a bag of popcorn and watch the whole video like “oh wait this is my favorite part” “did you see that?” “that was crazy”

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ilovesatan: ._.

coffeeandvonnegut:

guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning 

This is my friend

Friend: Bleach burns suck.
Me: how'd you get them?
Friend: I scrubbed my wrist with bleach and steel wool.
Me:
Friend: Because I'm a man.
Me:
Friend: Manhood only consists of bleach and steel wool and pain.
Me:
joshbyard: Finnish Scientists Develop Universal Allergy Vaccine: The antibody immunoglobulin E (IgE) works as the sneezy gatekeeper for allergies: it causes your white blood cells to release histamine, which in turn causes all of your favorite allergic responses, from a watery eyes to hay fever. Now, a team of scientists led by Professor Juhu Rouvinen have found a means of genetically modifying allergens so they won’t bind with IgE, while still allowing them to interact with immunoglobulin G. IgG is the friendly cousin of IgE; it keeps allergies out by stopping the IgE-allergen complex from forming. (via Finnish Scientists Announce a Possible Universal Allergy Vaccine | Popular Science)

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

(Source: chekhov)

I want a bunny so bad I’m gonna die

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